Where the cards go to snooze 💤
Sleepy Pokémon is a tiny, hand-tended nook for cards caught mid-snooze: the
dramatic face-plant nappers, the curled-up-in-a-ball dreamers, and the ones who
are maybe just resting their eyes. Comet has gathered 140+ sleepy darlings so
far, with live prices and cozy collector notes, so you can tuck them into your
binder for the coziest sleepover.
- 🌙 Yawns, snores & suspicious "resting eyes"
- ✨ Hand-picked sleepyheads with live market prices
- 🧸 No ads, no clutter, just soft collector vibes
Status: Live in Production 🚀
High-Performance Static Catalog & Automated Market Pricing Engine ⚙️
Sleepy Pokémon operates as a highly optimized static catalog and price discovery system at sleepypokemon.com. The architecture centers around a Node.js-driven ingestion pipeline that fetches real-time market pricing from the Pokémon TCG API (TCGPlayer/Cardmarket) and compiles an immutable JSON schema. Featuring custom GA4 telemetry, pre-rendered SEO indexing, and a zero-dependency vanilla JavaScript client, the system delivers measured sub-50ms edge TTFB and verified 100/100 Lighthouse audit baselines across production deployments.
| Pillar | Implementation Spec |
|---|
| Architecture | Zero-dependency JAMstack catalog (HTML5 / Vanilla JS / Node.js / JSON schema) |
| Data Pipeline | Automated TCG API ingestion mapping TCGPlayer/Cardmarket pricing data |
| Telemetry | Event-driven custom GA4 instrumentation tracking granular behavioral flows |
| SEO & Routing | Pre-compiled static route generation with dynamic client search indexing |
| Edge Delivery | GitHub Pages edge CDN distribution (measured sub-50ms TTFB, 100/100 Lighthouse baseline) |
| Status | Live Production Release (sleepypokemon.com) |
Status: Production Deployed (v3.0)
